A brief Seussian rant about the time change

I do not like this change of time.
I do not think it worth one dime!
Why must this be in our plan?
I do not like it, Sam I Am!

Please sir, do not change my clock!
Do not change one tick or tock.
I do not like it worth a damn!
I do not like it, Sam I Am!

— with apologies to Dr. Seuss